The Weird Dream and the Nightmare of Sharing It

posted Saturday, 28 July 2007

Over at Confessions of a Libertine , Will asked what are some of our recurring dreams.  Most of the dreams I can remember involve Honey.  Honey in various stages of dress.  Honey and I making out.  Honey and I doing wild and crazy things in wild and crazy places that I'm not going to detail here.  My interpretation is that I'm perimenopausal and my biological time clock is telling me it's my last chance to procreate.  I guess that time clock doesn't recognize those metal clips that will make it impossible to create.  But I'm not complaining. Going through the motions is really fun.  It's either that or I'm just plain crazy about Honey and I can't get enough.

The other recurring dream involves work and my getting fed up with it and either walking out or having them say those two little words that would motivate me to find something I actually like doing at a rate of pay that would more accurately reflect my education and experience (hmmm, a dream in a dream?).  I interpret this as my subconscious telling me to find something I actually like doing at a rate of pay that would more accurately reflect my education and experience.  There, a recurring sentence.

This last dream I've shared with Honey and my co-worker/friend and they've both said they've never had this dream and looked at me like I was totally nuts which is kind of worrying me now.  So now I share it with you and you can tell me what you think.

I'm standing in a long line of women waiting to use the bathroom.  I really have to go.  It's gotten to the point where I'm in real discomfort.  I finally get to a stall and start to sit down.  My subconscious screams, "Wake up and go to the bathroom for real you idiot!  You are having the Pee Pee dream.  You are on the verge of pissing the bed!"  This is the point where I wake up just enough to stumble to the bathroom.  I turn on the light and sit down with my eyes closed and start to go.   God it feels sooooo goooood.  I really had to go.  All of a sudden I think in a panic, "Oh my god, did you really get up or is this part of the Pee Pee dream."  My eyes fly open and I really am in the bathroom.  Now I'm hopelessly awake since I've scared the hell out of myself. 

My interpretation:  I'm drinking too many liquids before bed.  But I have to go to bed at 7pm to get up at 3am so we eat dinner between 5pm and 6pm which involves a beverage.  I go before I crawl into bed.  Or is it something more?  Am I afraid of embarrassing myself in front of Honey?  Oh my GOD!  Is my subconscious telling me that disease is on my horizon and I'll be back in diapers soon?  Or is this some twisted attempt to relive my childhood?

Would someone please tell me they have the Pee Pee dream too?  Or am I really just some nutty 46 year old woman reverting to the Pee Pee dreams of my childhood?

 

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1. miss negative left...
Saturday, 28 July 2007 4:37 pm

hehe, well I for one can say I'm definitely getting variations on the pee-pee theme. there's always trouble with finding a bathroom I can use (they're usually either out of order or lacking in basic privacy) and then I think "wait, didn't I go already? dammit, it must've been just a dream... this time it's for real though, isn't it?" etc., etc. basically I get dreams about having to go/going over and over until I figure out I need to wake up and go for real to make it stop.


2. The Capt. left...
Saturday, 28 July 2007 7:18 pm

It could be a `Pee Pee Dream' and it could also represent there is something in your life that you are holding onto that is a waste in your life. If you didn't mention that this is a recurring dream, i wouldn't think anything of it and consider it a Pee Pee Dream.

Recurring dreams are usually your inner self telling you there is something you need to take care of but procrastinate. If this doesn't feel right for you, then disregard what I'm saying. This has everything to do with you. so your symbolism and interpretation is most important.

Remember, your dream is illustrating the urgency of letting go of something you are holding onto. Does it ring a bell?


3. Nutsy Fagan left...
Sunday, 29 July 2007 2:25 pm :: http://justletmebe.blog-city.com

Okay, why the hell am I the only woman on Earth who doesn't have sexy dreams?!?!?!?!? WHY?????

Never had a tinkle dream either....


4. kevin g left...
Sunday, 29 July 2007 9:46 pm :: http://missedexit.blog-city.com

Ok, if your body's telling you you've got to go, even whilst sleeping, than you have to heed that call, right? I know where the Capt. was going with this, but I take a much easier approach, if ya gotta go, ya gotta go!


5. Mel left...
Monday, 30 July 2007 4:26 am

Lol, im sure everyone has had the potty dream, almost like a dream in itself. You think you need to sue the bathroom, then you go to the bathroom then you wake up and realize your not in the bathroom, but then you wake up and rush to the bathroom. It happens to every age ;).

BTW...It might be your body is telling you that your procreation time is limited, but doing wild and crazy things with Honey, well that never stops. I, unfortunately, know many folks in their old age still enjoying the company of their significant other :D If ya know what im saying.

Also majority of "food" is liquid.


6. catty left...
Tuesday, 31 July 2007 1:30 pm :: http://savetheamericanfamily.blog-city.c

Thanks you guys. I was thinking I might have to change my name to Abby Normal or something (Young Frankenstein). When Honey and my girlfriend gave me the "you're nuts look," I started to think I WAS the only one who dreamed like that. Either that or I wasn't going to share anymore. But now I know I'm not alone and that makes me feel better.

RHG-If I were to guess why you don't have the sex dreams I would say you are totally satisfied and are not looking for more. And I'm not implying that Honey doesn't satisfy, I'm just at that age and hormone level that teenage boys once enjoyed. I call it the "getting it 24/7 and it's still not enough" stage.


7. Michelle left...
Tuesday, 7 August 2007 10:22 am :: http://tsscusb.blog-city.com/

I think you just had to pee. On the other hand, do you have a gut feeling that it does mean something more?


8. sophmom left...
Sunday, 19 August 2007 10:59 am :: http://www.dotcalm.blog-city.com

Ahhhh.... that last burst of pure estrogen. I remember it fondly. Hilarious telling of that fuzzy difference between dreaming and being awake.


9. Abby left...
Wednesday, 11 June 2008 3:22 pm

what on earth are you waking up at 3am for in the first place???? if it's for a job, QUIT. that's just not natural!!!