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Getting a Jump on April Fools Day

Saturday, 28 March 2009 10:58 A GMT-05
Compliments of my Aunt and Honey's sister.  I received a couple of cartoons and jokes and thought I would share them early since I'm starting off April Fools day at the dentist (no joke). An Italian Love Story At Saint Mar
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The Strong Are Vulnerable Too

Friday, 4 April 2008 8:58 A GMT-05
All our bags are packed.  We're ready to go.  He's standing impatiently tapping his toe beside the door.  Feel free to hum along.  He enjoyed waking me up to go bye bye.  Ok, enough of that.  Not to curse myself,
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Why I Don't Read Horoscopes

Monday, 11 February 2008 3:46 P GMT-05
On my Saturday trip to the Evil Walmart, they had three crates of perfectly ripened Haas avocados marked down to something ridiculous like 69¢.  How can you pass something like that up?  I grabbed two, a lemon, and a bag of tortilla ch
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Get A Laff

Friday, 7 December 2007 6:12 P GMT-05
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISHA bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animatedconversation.The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one ofthem say the following:Emma come first.De
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Use The Pause Button

Thursday, 15 November 2007 3:52 P GMT-05
Time to take a little break and exercise your funny bone. Every woman on your shopping list will want one of these!  The only thing I can't figure out is why the arrow next to "sex" is pointing down.  
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Unexpected

Tuesday, 10 April 2007 1:44 P GMT-05
I received this in my e-mail today from my mom.  Good one.  The Easter Blonds Joke came from an e-mail from my Aunt Mickie.  Someone once told me be careful what you wish for, you might get it.  I'd say this would fall under
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No Fool Like An April Fool

Sunday, 1 April 2007 12:04 P GMT-05
There is nothing like a good April Fools Prank.  That is, as long as no one is being hurt.  It helps if the victim, er, I mean fool has a good sense of humor.Way back around the turn of the century.  That would be the one in 2000. 
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Happy Halloween

Saturday, 4 November 2006 11:59 P GMT-05
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.  He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." 
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Bush Jokes

Monday, 23 October 2006 11:59 P GMT-05
Ok, I'm starting to feel better.  Too many hormones.  Snow flurries today and tomorrow.  Still no word from the dumb doctor.  Yuck.  This too shall pass.  I hope it passes quickly.  Thanks for the words of encourage
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First Letter Home

Saturday, 26 August 2006 5:27 A GMT-05
A new Marine's first letter home: Dear Ma and Pa,         I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick befo
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Bu-Bye Biker

Wednesday, 28 June 2006 12:00 A GMT-05
It's a shame that a place so beautiful became my hell on earth.  I spent the last year and a half trying to erase the bad things that happened there by not thinking, and talking about anything associated with that place.  Now that I look at
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