Latest tagged entries for 'HUMOR'



My First Clue?

Wednesday, 26 August 2009 12:38 P GMT-05
What was my first clue?  Well I should have known something was amiss when the GIANT zit showed up two weeks before the real hell of horrormonal upheaval was due.  We are talking mount Vesuvius huge.  So very huge it would give a whole

Farewell Flip Flop

Friday, 17 July 2009 10:44 A GMT-05
Ode to my favorite flip flops.

Getting a Jump on April Fools Day

Saturday, 28 March 2009 10:58 A GMT-05
Compliments of my Aunt and Honey's sister.  I received a couple of cartoons and jokes and thought I would share them early since I'm starting off April Fools day at the dentist (no joke). An Italian Love Story At Saint Mar

Say Hello to My Little Friend

Wednesday, 11 March 2009 10:45 A GMT-05
Have you ever jumped into the shower to discover you were not alone?  Now I know most of you are thinking I must have forgotten Honey wasn't working today or maybe there was that really quiet plumber but I had the house to myself, at least m

My Bloody Valentine

Friday, 13 February 2009 3:26 P GMT-05
I never realized there were so many people out there who don't like and/or don't celebrate Valentines day.  It's not that Honey doesn't like Valentines day, he feels that if you love someone it would be better to declare that fee

I've Discovered A Flaw

Sunday, 7 December 2008 8:42 P GMT-05
The flaw is in my genes.  Not my Levi jeans but my genetic makeup.  I think I got a defective X chromosome.  That is the one that makes you female.  I'm not saying I'm missing female body parts.  Everything is where i

He's Becoming One of Them

Tuesday, 4 November 2008 12:46 P GMT-05
You see them everywhere.  They are driving with it stuck to their ear.  They mindlessly push their shopping carts with it stuck to their ear.  They can't function doing a normal days worth of living without it being connected to th

Happy Halloween 08!

Friday, 31 October 2008 10:49 A GMT-05
Have a safe and fun filled Halloween!

Man Is Doomed

Friday, 8 August 2008 3:14 P GMT-05
Or at least the human race would be doomed if you were counting on mature women to populate the earth.  Maybe that is why our bodies are designed to stop producing eggs at around this stage of life.  Mother nature, in her infinite

Predicting PA Pop Trends

Saturday, 17 May 2008 3:07 P GMT-05
As a nod to the French history of Pennsylvania and on the heels of the wildly popular French manicure, I present to you: The farmer's manicure.  Do not be confused by cheap imitations like the mechanics manicure.  This manicure is achie

By Doze

Thursday, 15 May 2008 7:40 A GMT-05
The allergies struck with a vengeance on Monday.  You would think I would remember the warning signs from the previous years or at least that every Mother's Day I should have starting my allergy medications, but I don't.  Maybe it&

F the Beach

Monday, 14 April 2008 1:27 P GMT-05
I have found a new vacation wonderland.  The desert southwest.  Maybe it's the novelty of something new but this was paradise.  Warm and dry without all that sticky humidity.  If we wanted wet, the hotel had a pool. 

The Strong Are Vulnerable Too

Friday, 4 April 2008 8:58 A GMT-05
All our bags are packed.  We're ready to go.  He's standing impatiently tapping his toe beside the door.  Feel free to hum along.  He enjoyed waking me up to go bye bye.  Ok, enough of that.  Not to curse myself,

Happy Adult Easter

Sunday, 23 March 2008 9:35 A GMT-05
Caution: Mature subject matter

It's Official

Monday, 10 March 2008 8:48 P GMT-05
I'm retired.  Well, at least from the orange apron.  Now all my former co-workers are lining up to have me come make their houses pretty.  I have already put in 20 hours at Diane's house.  Her hubby likes to do home improv

Why I Don't Read Horoscopes

Monday, 11 February 2008 3:46 P GMT-05
On my Saturday trip to the Evil Walmart, they had three crates of perfectly ripened Haas avocados marked down to something ridiculous like 69¢.  How can you pass something like that up?  I grabbed two, a lemon, and a bag of tortilla ch

You Gotta Love Magic Dick

Sunday, 27 January 2008 6:44 P GMT-05
What girl doesn't?  But then there's plenty of guys that do too!  And this past Friday night three to four hundred lucky men and women enjoyed Magic Dick for over 3 hours at the Rex Theater in Pittsburgh's South Side.  Ok,

I've Been Unfaithful

Thursday, 24 January 2008 8:10 P GMT-05
At least that's how I felt as Mr. Doctor walked into the exam room while reading my chart and exclaiming, "Well we haven't seen you in a good long while."  As if he caught me with my pants down in another doctor's exam room

To Resolve, Or Not To Resolve

Tuesday, 8 January 2008 6:35 P GMT-05
That is the question.  Especially at this time of year.  This is also the time you find the best and worst of . . . lists.  And everyone seems to be in that "out with the old, in with the new" kind of mood.For some reason Hon

The Journey Feminine

Sunday, 16 December 2007 6:50 P GMT-05
I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I was a tomboy with two younger brothers. My parents got divorced when I was around twelve-ish. My dad had custody and my elderly old fashioned German grandmother lived with us to co

Get A Laff

Friday, 7 December 2007 6:12 P GMT-05
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISHA bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animatedconversation.The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one ofthem say the following:Emma come first.De

Serves Me Right

Sunday, 25 November 2007 4:27 P GMT-05
In an effort to avoid last years temper tantrum over giblets in stuffing, I rushed home from work on Wednesday to PREpare my contributions to the Thanksgiving dinner that we would be assembling up at Honey's Dad's house.  Honey volunteer

Use The Pause Button

Thursday, 15 November 2007 3:52 P GMT-05
Time to take a little break and exercise your funny bone. Every woman on your shopping list will want one of these!  The only thing I can't figure out is why the arrow next to "sex" is pointing down.  

Why Trampolines Are So Dangerous

Tuesday, 6 November 2007 2:54 P GMT-05
From Honey's friends in North Carolina:

Diary Of The Newly Childless

Wednesday, 31 October 2007 3:33 A GMT-05
We finally got our new modem in the mail.  Even though we asked for the same model that we had before, the only thing that was really the same was the model number stamped on the front of the modem.  Like everything else now a days the new