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The Best Positions in Bed
What you were expecting something else? I thought after all the doom and gloom, er, I mean the State of the Union address, we might need something funny and cute. Yea these have been around the Internet a couple million times, but they are very cute. I really relate to the kitty on the blue flowered blanket. Is this last one considered puppy porn?
I'm pondering if cats follow the payback theory. You know, what goes around comes around. Turn about is fair play? Do they have the thought capacity to do that? The reason I ask is most mornings when I get up at 3 the cats are usually in the salad bowl position (see 4th picture above). While I find them incredibly cute and pet and smooch them, they seem to be annoyed that I've disturbed their sleep. Especially Sparky, who usually tolerates my behavior for all of two seconds before taking some swipes or sinking his teeth in my arm. Last night around 1AM I'm spooned with Honey, sleeping soundly, when Sparky crawls up to lay on my shoulder. He normally sleeps down by our feet but occasionally he'll lay on our backs or chests. I didn't give too much thought to him doing this, plus I was really sleeping, so there wasn't too much thought going on. I'm just drifting back to sleep when "WHAP", I get a paw to the face and he jumps down off the bed. No claws, just fuzzy foot. Kinda like the kitty version of the morning catty pest. Take that you pain in the ass! Maybe I've just got a wild imagination.
I will leave you with a redneck man's pick up lines:
1) Did you fart? ......... cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? ........... cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. .................... I can't hold
it in.
4) Do you have a library card? ............... cuz I'd like to sign
you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ............. cuz I can see myself
in em.
6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" ....... Woman - "WHAT?" ... M an - " I just
wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer
bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up.
These are cool..I love the last picture...looks like she been drinking the
vodka.
hehehehehe, these are great. My favorite picture is the cat sleeping in
the hangers.
How the hell did that cat get in those hangers? Not being a kitty lover
didn't mean diddly when I looked at these. They are just adorable. One
big "aaawwwwww". Thanks for the giggles Catty.
I love that cat in the hangers. I don't know how he got there. Maybe
that's the before picture. Before the owner of the pants noticed he clawed
and snagged the clothes getting to the top of the hangers.
I am positive cats get revenge! After we put a bell on our cat’s collar
because he was killing all the birds, he would sit under our bedroom window
in the middle of the night and scratch himself. All we would here is jingle
jingle jingle!
I believe #4 is pronounced "libary."
Lol, as I suspected Lisapooh! You're right Paula, I don't think redneck
pick up lines and spell check can be used together.