December 2008



I've Discovered A Flaw

Sunday, 7 December 2008 8:42 P GMT-05
The flaw is in my genes.  Not my Levi jeans but my genetic makeup.  I think I got a defective X chromosome.  That is the one that makes you female.  I'm not saying I'm missing female body parts.  Everything is where i
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What? Are You Nuts?

Monday, 1 December 2008 10:08 P GMT-05
There I am, lying on the floor, stomach distended unnaturally from pounds of turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, green been casserole, and corn casserole.  I am physically unable to lift a forkful of pumpkin pie to my lips
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