Compliments of my Aunt and Honey's sister.  I received a couple of cartoons and jokes and thought I would share them early since I'm starting off April Fools day at the dentist (no joke). 

An Italian Love Story 

At Saint Mary's  Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th  wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes & share some insight  into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.  
 
Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Wella, I've a-tried to  treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is that I tooka  her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!" 

The Priest responded, "Luigi,  you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what  you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary." 
 
Luigi  proudly replied, "I'm agonna go get her!

On Aging

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.  One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.  Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace, 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.  He met Nurse Tracy.  'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

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